Today, I got a nice little surprise in my mail inbox – the physical kind (they still exist!). My former diploma worker, almost a decade ago now… damn, has leveled up and will be defending his thesis in a couple of weeks from today.

I love the title! Exactly what you would expect from the Department of Biosciences and Nutrition at the Karolinska Institute…. 🙂

I am very much looking forward to reading all of it. Oh, and you can too, over here.

I like nitro compounds. I have written about nitro compounds before. Hell, I even synthesized nitroglycerin when I was 16. Those experiments are the best proof I have so far of God’s existence. I should not have survived. Note to society: it is unwise to allow paint shops to sell concentrated nitric and sulfuric acids in liter bottles to teenagers. Those were the days…

Many years later, working for the Big company, I came to witness safety precautions you would not believe: one day, an email was sent out to everyone that we were no longer allowed to handle any nitro compound – regardless. For a synthesis chemist, especially a medicinal chemist, that is certainly a major blow to your tool box of functional group transformations. Especially since virtually all drugs and test compounds contain at least one nitrogen. In order to get clearance to use a nitro compound as a starting material you would have to show data (DSC and fall-hammer test results) that your specific reagent was safe to handle, i.e. not shock-sensitive and so forth. Kind of a Catch 22. Because in order to get such data, at least one gram had to be synthesized. Which you could not do, because you could not prove it would be safe to handle. Aarrrghhh….

Anyways, now a liberated chemist working in a small company, I am again free to use nitro compounds. Today, my awareness is at a sound level in-between these two extremes. Benzene ring with one nitro; most likely no harm. Five-membered N-heterocycle (say an oxazole) with a nitro on it; proceed with grave caution.

This is why I am so thrilled to read this thesis, because here is a guy making new nitro compounds meant to be high in energy and insanely dangerous.

Stefan, I am sorry I cannot make it to your public defense. No worries though; you were a great chemist back then, and I cannot imagine you have degraded since. You are going to pass with flying colors, of that I am sure!


4 Responses to Boom-Bang-P-h-Effing-D Thesis!

  1. Nicholas Tesla says:

    I’ve worked in the US on Anti-terror grants to defeat nitro compounds used in explosive charges. It’s a lot of fun. Honestly, it’s why they shouldn’t be allowed to sell concentrated nitric and sulfuric acids to anyone who’s smiling.

    • milkshake says:

      you dont even need to use concentated HNO3: as long as the drain-opener grade of sulfuric acid is concentrated enough you can nitrate with KNO3-sulfuric acid combo, and it works actually faster as it approximates use of fuming nitric acid

      Also, it is impossible to spot a determined maniac wearing nitrocellulose-made socks or jacket, who is trying to bring an explosive on the plane

  2. Björn Blomkvist says:

    Is it only me or is geting that thesis in the mail kinda like a missunderstanding of sending mail bombs? Like mailing a box that contained a note saying “kaboom”? 🙂

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